Hi, I’m Guinness! I’m best known as the “Fat Guy” around here. I’m not offended though, I can’t deny I could afford to lose a little weight. However, I’m not really interested in dieting. Especially these weird new diet trends. Whatever happened to body positivity?! I’m pretty chill with cats and I love people too. Laying on the couch is my favorite activity. Why are you laughing? That’s totally an activity.